This morning I was walking from the hotel to the conference when the weirdest thing happened to me: I was cruised. Big time. This hot muscle bear with a five o’clock shadow at 7 AM caught my eye from his Jeep Wrangler while he was stopped at a red light. I held his gaze until I had walked past and when he finally drove by he gave me a little salute. Being objectified has never been so satisfying. You may ask how I know it was cruising, to which I can only respond: oh, I know.
This is the sort of thing that never happens to me, only to my friends. I could credit the fact I was wearing my Guess jeans, which were purchased with the hope of encouraging this sort of attention. But I think I’ll choose to believe that it was really just me. I like this town.
| date: | 2004-03-26 09:31:40 |
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| slug: | a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-conference |
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| category: | my life |